Satisfactory,
here’s how to fuck good:
Fuck
loud: When the fucking is happening with you, it must be
loud. While you are fucking your sexual lover, scream loud and smash many
porcelain dolls. This will ensure that the fucking is never forgotten. In 100
years, you can say to your sexual lover, “Remember the fucking?” and your
sexual lover will say to you, “Yes, it was loud when it happened.”
Fuck
so good that you win an award: One of the top ways to
fuck great is to fuck so good that you win a prize or trophy for how good it
is. Then if someone asks if you fuck good, you can say, “Well, I won a prize
for good fucking, so you tell me, idiot.”
Light
a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches: Light a ring of sexual
Fuck-Torches around your mattress to encircle your fuck-chamber with a sensual
flame while you fuck like a master. Fuck-Torches are not expensive and they
make you fuck good, so just buy so many of them. Then while you are fucking,
your sexual lover might say, “I like your Fuck-Torches..,” and you can say,
“Thank you. They were not expensive...”
Sweat
wine: What is the most sexual fuck-juice? That is correct—it
is wine, the juice of love. Thus, if you want to fuck good, you must sweat wine
out of your pores. You and your sexual lover can lick the wine off of you and
it will be delicious and you will both become sexual and mad. You can sweat out
good wine or garbage wine, who cares..?
Be
damp: What is damp? Damp is the most sexual wetness. This is
why, when you fuck your sexual lover, you must be damp. Before you fuck, mist
yourself in steam. This will make you not too wet and not too dry: Damp. Then
when you and your sexual lover are inside of each other, you can enjoy the
sexual dampness, and you can go insane with lust, no questions asked..!
Source: ClickHole
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